The Spider King (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} thespiderking) wrote,@ 2007-03-12 14:51:00 |
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Letters of Subterfuge
Dear Ana,
I glanced at you from across the hallway today. I wished you didn't notice, but thinking back I hope you did. I thought you were pretty but awkward standing there. You usually take up more space than you need to.
Dear Ana,
You asked me a stupid question today. At least my answer was better than your question, but I still couldn't shoot you down. Just know that I really wanted to. It's not like I should treat you any differently.
Dear Ana,
I went on a date tonight. It sucked. She was boring and shallow and annoying and I could still hear her chewing as I escaped to the bathroom. She had nice tits though, so I fooled around with her for a bit in the car. But she couldn't kiss for shit and she gave a sloppy handjob, so even that wasn't worth my time. I drove her home, but I couldn't fake a goodnight kiss. Or even a goodbye kiss. If I see her tomorrow I'll just ignore her until she gets too in my face and I rant and put her in her place. Hopefully you see me do that.
Dear Ana,
You are unnecessary and in abundance. Kindly get out of my life.
Dear Ana,
Remember that day when for once the music room was empty? I was taking full advantage when you had to come in and destroy my solitude. But you didn't say anything and just hummed. I hope you made all that up. I always remember it like you did. And I haven't heard anything like it since. For a normally incompetent waste of space you were truly magic for those moments.
Dear Ana,
I never have time for myself anymore. I've become so soft and seem to always be around people I hate. But I'm never around you. Maybe I've changed.
Dear Ana,
Where the hell did you go? People say you switched schools but you'd be more likely to off yourself in the most pathetic place possible. Good riddance and no luck to you. I always hated how you'd never glance back or retort to my perfect pejoratives. Good fucking riddance, I hope you splattered over 50 cars with your massive fucking body. I fucking hate you Ana and don't you dare haunt me.
Goddamned sincerely,
Dear Ana,
I glanced at you from across the hallway today. I wished you didn't notice, but thinking back I hope you did. I thought you were pretty but awkward standing there. You usually take up more space than you need to.
Dear Ana,
You asked me a stupid question today. At least my answer was better than your question, but I still couldn't shoot you down. Just know that I really wanted to. It's not like I should treat you any differently.
Dear Ana,
I went on a date tonight. It sucked. She was boring and shallow and annoying and I could still hear her chewing as I escaped to the bathroom. She had nice tits though, so I fooled around with her for a bit in the car. But she couldn't kiss for shit and she gave a sloppy handjob, so even that wasn't worth my time. I drove her home, but I couldn't fake a goodnight kiss. Or even a goodbye kiss. If I see her tomorrow I'll just ignore her until she gets too in my face and I rant and put her in her place. Hopefully you see me do that.
Dear Ana,
You are unnecessary and in abundance. Kindly get out of my life.
Dear Ana,
Remember that day when for once the music room was empty? I was taking full advantage when you had to come in and destroy my solitude. But you didn't say anything and just hummed. I hope you made all that up. I always remember it like you did. And I haven't heard anything like it since. For a normally incompetent waste of space you were truly magic for those moments.
Dear Ana,
I never have time for myself anymore. I've become so soft and seem to always be around people I hate. But I'm never around you. Maybe I've changed.
Dear Ana,
Where the hell did you go? People say you switched schools but you'd be more likely to off yourself in the most pathetic place possible. Good riddance and no luck to you. I always hated how you'd never glance back or retort to my perfect pejoratives. Good fucking riddance, I hope you splattered over 50 cars with your massive fucking body. I fucking hate you Ana and don't you dare haunt me.
Goddamned sincerely,
